I was going to take a ton of photos this weekend of my trip back to Maryland, but after a botched suicide and arson at air traffic control in Chicago, all flights were grounded. So this is the only photo I took, . (at General Mitchell International Airport)

So far I hit the jackpot on this game 3 times. I might get an xbox one very soon…. (at Dave & Buster’s)

This is what instagram likes right? Sun rises?

High life!

The groom’s cake is pretty cool. #batman #cake #wedding

One night only, DJ Z comes out of retirement. Wedding crashers be warned, I’m going to tear the roof off this sucka.

Smash!!!

Desk toys #GOTG #starwars #tmnt #transformers #MarioKart8

Well, this should be done in 4 hours. #Destiny

I’m off facebook for a few months and come back to weird messages.

#froglife

Once I focused, all I could see was myself in my glasses looking back at me looking back at myself.

Microphone museum #milwaukee #audio #microphone (at Select Sound Service)

This is my diet coke. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Owned the Cube for 3 years, finally adding some character to it #mgc #mobtown #bluesegg #maxies

Whule I’ve been eating dinner, this guy has been waiting for a bite. (at Maxie’s)

#selfie

My son wore his Batman shirt today and drove the Batmobile.

DC WOMEN presents:

“My feminism will be intersectional or it will be bullshit”

I’d rather be a seal.

Chicken and beer!

Our 5th anniversary outing to six flags was amazing. A dozen roller coasters and a violent bumper car ride later, im ready for 5 more exciting years. I love you, Dawn and every day with you is as fun as this. (at Six Flags Great America)

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Brush twice daily, kids.

“I’m the best!” #MK8 #ninstagram #nintendo

Greatest of all time #GOAT

TO BE AN

Duh, I’m Wolverine, duh.

My wife @dawnbug made me a super father’s day cake! #superman #fathersday

Found my black doppelganger on Sprout.

I like to live dangerously.

Tonight’s weather, douchey with a chance of hat. #milwaukee

I’ve had my #wiiu for a week now. More friends please! Send me a request or post your name and I’ll get you! #ninstagram #nintendo #MarioKart8 #MK8

Off screen play on #wiiu is amazing. Killing Them Softly and Mario Kart 8

Important game tip from @_js #ninstagram #nintendo #mario

I saw @dawnbug, then she saw me.

Sink hole in the parking lot at work. Small, but about 3 feet deep. I’m not parked close…

Join me in #MK8 #MarioKart8 
Nintendo ID: zacshipley
#nintendo #ninstagram #wiiu

#highlife #brewers #orioles (at Miller Park Stadium)

Great seats, just waiting for a foul ball to fly my way! #brewers #orioles (at Miller Park Stadium)

I can smell the beer already. (at Miller Park Stadium)

Couch times with my buddy

Let sleeping ducks lie.

Yes, its true. I have the new @RadioMilwaukee hoodie.

#thuglife

behindbobsburgers:

“The Last Belcher of Us” – Crossover art by Bob’s own Rudy de la Cruz

Check out another classic from Rudy right here.

Window propped open with a book

Always know where your towel is.

Saturday night alright

#korwedding #selfie