Sea monster (at Mi Casa by Jose Andrés Restaurant)

Granola, raisin bran, blackberries, raspberries, blueberries, strawberries. #breakfast (at Mi Casa by Jose Andrés Restaurant)

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Here on the 27th anniversary of Transformers The Movie, a video I made in time for the 20th.   One of those times when I made myself laugh the entire time I was doing it.

We made a cake for no reason. #cake

Smoked turkey leg and BBQ sauce #wistatefair

Nice buns.

Nice cock.

Super Metroid

#throwbackthursday My daughter meets The Hulk.

I’m on a diet.

I can’t remember the last time I lost a game of Plants Vs Zombies. I just fill the screen and don’t let anything through. #plants #zombies #pvz #popcap #stars

Santa Claus in my rear view. #XmasInJuly

Shutting down the Shipley factory.

Fucking Paul McCartney traffic.

#Sunday #Morning #Selfie #wreckitralph #newdesk

Game Diary

Game Diary: Forza Horizon, Crysis, LEGO Batman

With the Xbox summer sale in effect, I downloaded a few games I had been wanting to play for a while like Borderlands 2 and Tomb Raider.  I’ll get to those later, I started with a game I bought for three measley dollars…

Crysis
I’ve heard a lot about this game over the years, mostly  noting that the PC game was too graphically intense to run on any current hardware.  An Xbox 360 version obviously isn’t running those max settings, but looks clean and as good as any other notable game from this generation.  I’ve never purchased a game based on graphical reputation, and I actually did here since I knew nothing about that game aside from that reputation and tv commercials for the sequels.  This is a mistake I will never repeat.

Crysis isn’t bad, but it is hard.  I’m not a great shooter player, even if I enjoy playing them.  Halo is the only one I feel I’m good at, and that is only through practice and knowing my weaknesses as well as my strengths.  I selected the “normal” difficulty which is most games would allow me a little forgiveness, especially in early levels as I get used to game’s enemies and controls.  NOPE.  I got killed on the first encounter.  THE FIRST ONE.  Didn’t even see the guy up on a ridge.

And it escalated from there.  Enemies hiding in brush, enemies hiding in buildings, enemies with better aim than mine constantly calling me out and spotting me even when I’m ‘cloaked’ and should be invisible when motionless.

I resorted to an old Halo trick of running past groups of enemies in order to avoid a fight. I wasn’t even past the first level.  Checkpoints reload really quickly to deescalate frustration, but having to rerun the same spot 6 times isn’t fun no matter what.  I turned the game off after an hour.  Maybe I’ll restart on easy, but not any time soon.

Lego Batman 2
I have played my share of LEGO games and I really find it hard to understand what makes one different from the other.  The first LEGO Batman game I played for a little bit and enjoyed the Danny Elfman music that accompanied, but since it wasn’t based on a movie directly like Star Wars, the original story didn’t seem to grab me since there was no dialog.

LEGO Batman 2 has voices.  Plenty of talking.  Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor seems to be the only role that is reprised from a previous outing, the rest of the voices I’ve encountered so far seem well cast for the more light hearted game.

But it is still a LEGO game.  Lots of item hunting, lots of build puzzles, lots of button mash fights.  I played Co-Op with my wife, and we were occasionally frustrated by the odd split screen effects.  It made some of the platforming a little hard when you needed to go up, but the screen split horizontally.

We will definitely go back and play some more later.  Haven’t even gotten to play as Superman or other characters yet, but was elated to hear John Williams’ theme when he showed up.

Forza Horizon
I almost didn’t pick up this game, I last played Forza III and while it is a technically amazing game and really amazing to look at, I don’t tend to favor more realistic racers.  I prefer Burnout.  But I remembered Horizon is supposed to be a little more casual so I gave it a try.  Wow, so glad I did.  Easily the best game I picked up this week. 

It is set in an open world surrounding a festival and driving around to events I was immediately reminded of Burnout Paradise.  No explosions or crazy stunts, but there are speed cameras everywhere to clock your top speed and ghost challenges from friends all over.  I like the combination of night and day time events, as well as the exploration, finding old cars abandoned in barns.  There is a fast travel option that I never use, not because I don’t want to spend money, but because I’d rather play to get somewhere.  On the road aside from regular traffic are 249 other drivers you can challenge to races for more cash.  Like a role playing game, I’m grinding that cash now so when I get to higher levels buying a new car or parts is no big deal.

I don’t know if I’ll pick up a Forza 5, but if the Horizon series continues I’ll probably stick with it.  I still really hope Criterion makes another Burnout game, but the street racing sign busting from Paradise made it into Horizon, so I’m scratching that itch anyway.

And now a moment of silence for my white wired Xbox 360 controller, which now sticks on the X button and has spotty success on the Y button.  I’ve had it for 6 years and it is finally done.  I haven’t decided if I’ll buy another wired or wireless one.

Happy Fourth, here is a black guy in a kilt.

As seen in the restroom of @MadPlanetMKE #philhartman

“CONGRATS GOT WINNER”

This is my favorite sign at the zoo. #ikillbirds #milwaukee #zoo #cats

#milwaukee county #zoo aviary

Movie Diary

 

Star Trek Into Darkness

I always make a point of trying to catch up on previous movies whenever a new chapter in a serial is released.  Most times, I just can’t fit in the time or effort to watch (got about 40 minutes in of Iron Man 2 the day before seeing Iron Man 3).  Star Trek is massive enough that trying to watch even just the movies or one series before a new chapter would take weeks.  Luckliy the reboot is only one chapter deep, so Dawn and I played scrabble one night and took in the first movie again.  It left us fully prepared for what came next.

Into Darkness is the best Star Wars movie this generation.  That is not a typo.  While I was intially upset JJ Abrams would abandon his sci fi franchise for a space fantasy, I now realize that is what he wanted to make all along so just let him do it.  Kirk isn’t Shatner’s Kirk and not because he’s Chris Pine, it is because he’s playing Han Solo.  Spock is a Jedi Knight.  The Enterprise behaves more like the Millenium Falcon, until they introduce a ship that actually looks like the Millenium Falcon and perform exact manuevers from Star Wars.  And the ship introduced later in the movie to face the crew was basically the Death Star.

I could grumble about this some more but it would serve no point since I already established that Into Darkness was great.  It is a great action adventure movie.  It has amazing performances from it’s cast, it handles twists well, and while the references to older movies before the reboot are frequent, they don’t play so heavy that you need to see the old movies just to get it.  

My only plot gripe is that when the crew and John Harrison are faced with a common foe, that it didn’t turn the expectation sideways and make Harrison and ally rather than have him become a bigger threat.  Also when a character appears to have died the explaination later was cheap and easy. 

Man Of Steel

This was an amazing remake.  Not of Richard Donner’s Superman, of which there is no parallel (but still mired in its period) but of the 2009 Star Trek.  Zod is Nero and he’s going to drill a hole in the planet to kill every body, but not if the son of the man who tried to slow him down 30 years ago can stop him!

It is Zack Snyder’s most accomplished movie.  I famously (in my circles anyway) tore apart 300 as dumb.  I wanted to sleep by the end of Watchmen.  I liked a good part of Sucker Punch, but my expectations were low and it made great efforts to do what Snyder does best with great visuals and music punching every beat in a fight.

Man Of Steel is brutal.  It is very violent.  So violent, I probably won’t let my kids see it for years to come (they’ll start with Donner or more likely Bruce Timm’s Superman).  I’m not sure if we’re making up for lost time here or what, but aside from one daring rescue an a flashback and another as an adult, we don’t see Clark catching or saving too many people in this movie.  In fact, as the destruction mounts from General Zod and team’s attacks, I would’ve liked to see a bit more grabbing people out of harm’s way and juggling that along with the fighting.  Or at least Clark could pull the attack to a safe distance away from Smallville or Metropolis.

And I must stress there is a difference between VIOLENCE and ACTION.  You can still have buildings explode and danger with action. Violence is when you just have 30 minutes of punching with no consequences.

The father/son stuff that Superman Returns fumbled so badly is very effective here.  Maybe it is because I’m a father myself now, but there were many tearjerker moments with Jor El and Jonathan Kent.

I appreciate that one of the most well worn tropes in Superman mythology is the fact that Lois Lane doesn’t realize Clark is Superman and it is just destroyed here.  She figures it out because she is smart and it makes her beleivable as an investigative reporter.

Another apt comparison I couldn’t help making was the 2007 Transformers movie.  Filled with a lot of promised, mired in unexpected military scenes, and more violence that I was comfortable with.  The big difference is that this movie had a lot of heart where Michael Bay’s Transformers had toilet humor.  I hope that Snyder can continue to improve and give us an even better movie next time out and that Warner Bros doesn’t just shove Henry Cavill into a JLA or World’s Finest movie just to compete with Disney.

Perhaps the greatest praise as a geek I can give the movie is I want to see it again and I want an action figure.

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

With TV in reruns all summer, I’m trying to catch up on movies.  Dawn and I had never seen Fast Times.  It is a 1980s comedy with all the same pedigree of movies I love from that era from Caddy Shack to Ferris Bueller.  The cultural significance is a little lost on me since I was very young when this movie takes place, (in that way Clueless is more generationally significant to me) but I’m glad to finally get to see stuff I’ve heard referenced for decades.  Sean Penn’s Spicoli is clearly the model for characters as going from Wayne Campbell to Michealangelo from TMNT.

And it was funny in a way that comedies aren’t funny today in.  The 80s high school comedy is indescribable as a genre, but it has so much going on in the way the characters behave like adults and real struggles between the gags.

Also boobs.  So thumbs up.

Total Recall

Got about 2 minutes into the remake before I turned it off.

Awesome freak potatoes.

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Episode Twelve: No Adam Required
Adam is out, so Zac has Logan, Mike, Jordan and Ernie fill in. Talk will drift from the Xbone and E3 to Man Of Steel. Also Mike reads us some Sonic fan fiction and Jordan gives us a bonus bathroom story. Please don’t tell Adam.

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How I normally look your instagram photos. #selfie

I WILL NEVER REVEAL THE WU TANG SECRET.

Juan to make more money?

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Episode Eleven: Pilot Can At The Craigslist Of God 
Zac, Adam, and Mike talk Craigslist and a little bit of Xbox, Fast & Furious vs Expendables crossover, quarter feeding arcade machines and why Zac is banned from Google ads for life.

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They will buy a game, play it, bring it back to their retailer to get credit for their next purchase. Certainly, that impacts games that are annualized and candidly also impacts games that are maybe undifferentiated much more than [it] impacts Nintendo content. Why is that? Because the replayability of our content is super strong. The consumer wants to keep playing Mario Kart. The consumer want to keep playing New Super Mario Bros. They want to keep playing Pikmin. So we see that the trade-in frequency on Nintendo content is much less than the industry average – much, much less.

Reggie Fils-Aime (President of Nintendo of America) from our report Nintendo: If devs are worried about used game sales, they should make better games. (via polygondotcom)

My daughter is from an alternate universe where only the crusts get eaten.

#milwaukee art museum

The system is down today but I brought a backup. #transformers #brothersinplastic #springer #paidtodonothing

Campbell’s chunky soup is basically dog food for people.

Lunch on the river #Milwaukee

Yamzie

Peacock attacks Pepsi machine at Milwaukee County Zoo

#grill #burgers #brats #bigpimpin

Schlitz Park #milwaukee #schlitz

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