We’re BORED. We should have brought sleeping pills. time for a drink. or at least a snack. so very hungry.

Captain’s log, supplemental: the away team has located a venue for smoking but a long wait and possible hunger pangs threaten to hamper progress.

We’s in Detroit. Rumours persist of a delay… yeah we gotta kill two and a half hours here now

At the airport now, on the way to Baltimore. I feel sooooo much safer now that they took our lighters and searched the nun. Detroit is rough.

Rampage: Total Destructiont looks like a long overdue revamp of whay was honestly one of my favorite arcade games ever. 3 players meant my brother, my dad, and myself could all play at the same time when we hit the arcade. Heh, one time we found a broken parking meter and releived it of about 20 bucks in quarters probably blew all of them on Rampage.

I always ate the toilet, even though it was bad for you.

The return of MARTIN SARGENT.

I just helped my friend RJK with his blog tonight. as you can plainly see, I took this and made it better.

It is infuriating that I live just far enough outside of madison to make fast food impossible to get. Burger King: FAR. Hardees: FAR. Culvers: FAR. Wendys: FAR. Theres a Mcdonalds like a 15-20 minute drive away. but its not ever a real one. its a McDonald’s “express.” I shudder to think what happens when the already substandard food is rushed further. There’s a Hardee’s bilboard advertising their shakes on Hwy 12 toward Cambridge, but the nearest Hardees are 20 miles away.

I don’t want to spend any more on gas and all I want is a fucking hamburger.

Bush watching the launch

Heh, you’d think the president could get a better TV.

still too goddamn hot.

I had a physical today and got a clean bill of health. the doctor’s office was relaxing and air conditioned.

fuck its hot.

a google image search for “its too hot” yeilds this rockhopper penguin.

in other news, IT IS TOO HOT. christ its hot. its so hot I took a cold shower and have been sitting directly in front of a fan for 3 hours.

Game Players / Ultra Game Players was once the best video game magazine available. it had the craziest fucking editors and stories inside. by the end of its run, half the magazine (including the entire letters column) was more like an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force than questions about games.

I got a neat idea, to play Halo 2 for over 24 hours straight and take donations or bets on how long I can last and then donate it all to charity. While selfless, this will also allow me to play lots of games.

Shopping for baby toys, I picked up a jack in the box. After turning the crank slowly, and knowing fully well what would happen, it still scared me and I jumped a little. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her laughing at me.

I haven’t made many posts lately. or maybe no posts lately.

I might try only posting horrible and embarrassing things from now on. I didn’t want to before, but but ommiting them, i essentially dried up. so….

last week I cut a fart so loud in my sleep that it woke my fiance and startled my cat

more coming…

King Kong :: Large

my brother has posted on narrowcast a challenge. I accept.

Total volume of music files on my computer: 4984 songs, 21.85 GB

Last CD I bought was: Garbage – Bleed Like Me I think. New Foo Fighters will be in my hands soon. oh wait, S-K’s The Woods was definitely the last.

Song playing right now: Death Cab For Cutie: “We Look Like Giants”

Five songs I listen to a lot these days:

A Perfect Circle – “Passive”

Eels – “I Like Birds”

Loretta Lynn – “Portland, Oregon”

Incubus – “Pantomime”

David Bowie – “Ziggy Stardust”

Nintendo Revolution Unveiled News Story From 1UP.COM

Xbox 360 demos running on Macs | Tech News on ZDNet

The Star Wars saga continues… not!

George Lucas announced Clone wars will continue, and a new SW tv series will be coming as well.

This is terrible news.

Why? Because we’re still stuck in fucking prequel land! locked in by a set start and a set finish! Where’s the fucking exploration? Wheres the expansion? Clone wars will take place between episodes 2 and 3, and the other live action show takes place between 3 and 4. Well thats fine and dandy george, but how excited can any of these stories possibly be when we all know the last chapter? If they wanted to do a post ROTJ movie, then we’d be talking. new jedi order coming up, cleaning up after the empire and all that.

So this new bumper series between the old and new trilogies might be good, since we’re talking about the rise of the empire and vader and palpatine taking firm control. Whoa, hold on. We’re not going to do that, because Lucas says no main characters! Great, the only interesting idea we’ve got and he’s shit on it prematurely.

The new movie might be a gas, and I like the current Clone Wars show. but seeing as CW has already started and ended with chapter 25 leading into the beginning of Revenge Of the Sith, any new CW material would be going even DEEPER into side story hell.

FUCK. can’t we get a new goddamned fucking Star Wars story where I DON’T know whats going to happen at the end?

I found myself at the Great Midwest Alpaca Festival today. These are truly weird creatures, but very friendly. They’re like a cross between a dog a sheep and a llama. I petted one and another nibbled on my girlfriend’s hand. It was pretty neat.

We got all sorts of alpaca propaganda, including a pamphlet “Meet the Alpaca: An introduction to a stress-free lifestyle with the gentle alpaca”

While I can’t deny that they’re clearly very lovable animals with great value to breeders, the alpaca fans were kinda like indie rockers, desperately dedicated to their alternative animals. No mainstream heards like cows or donkeys, no!

I got a chance to play a bit with the new autoupdate on Halo 2 last night. As expected, the stronger, shorter fuse grenades are way more popular now. The update is obviously frustrating some people though, either because they can’t cheat anymore or because they aren’t prepared for the enhanced weapons (the pistol is now even weaker than before!). Whatever the case, i was mopping the floor in a manner greater than I’m used to, and other players were dropping out like crazy. This made stats on all the ranked games I played on monday unavailable, which is a shame.

Next week we get the the first 4 of 9 new maps, all of which are shown HERE. Official Xbox Magazine went to press before the 2 freebies were finalized so they’ve got shots of one of the maps the website doesn’t advertise, “Elongation” which looks really cool. its 2 long parallel hallways with conveyer belts. Running the flag or bomb should be frantic.

I can scarcely beleive this is an actual case.

I can understand that the cats are feral and killing native wildlife, but it just seems like it will create more problems. trapping, fixing, and releasing or even trapping and euthenising seem like better ideas. Hunter just want to kill whatever they can.

I understand hunting as a legitimate tradition, skill, and even as a sport. But why kill a wild house cat? you going to stuff it? eat it? I can’t think of a sane person who would do either.

Yahoo has the story. The AP photo they put up there is from an article 3 years ago about collectors. Its Tony Bacala of TF2005 fame!

from the Baltimore Sun:

A tale of customer service, justice and currency as funny as a $2 bill

Michael Olesker
PUT YOURSELF in Mike Bolesta’s place. On the morning of Feb. 20, he buys a new radio-CD player for his 17-year-old son Christopher’s car. He pays the $114 installation charge with 57 crisp new $2 bills, which, when last observed, were still considered legitimate currency in the United States proper. The $2 bills are Bolesta’s idea of payment, and his little comic protest, too.

For this, Bolesta, Baltimore County resident, innocent citizen, owner of Capital City Student Tours, finds himself under arrest.

Finds himself, in front of a store full of customers at the Best Buy on York Road in Lutherville, locked into handcuffs and leg irons.

Finds himself transported to the Baltimore County lockup in Cockeysville, where he’s handcuffed to a pole for three hours while the U.S. Secret Service is called into the case.

Have a nice day, Mike.

“Humiliating,” the 57-year old Bolesta was saying now. “I am 6 feet 5 inches tall, and I felt like 8 inches high. To be handcuffed, to have all those people looking on, to be cuffed to a pole — and to know you haven’t done anything wrong. And me, with a brother, Joe, who spent 33 years on the city police force. It was humiliating.”

What we have here, besides humiliation, is a sense of caution resulting in screw-ups all around.

“When I bought the stereo player,” Bolesta explains, “the technician said it’d fit perfectly into my son’s dashboard. But it didn’t. So they called back and said they had another model that would fit perfectly, and it was cheaper. We got a $67 refund, which was fine. As long as it fit, that’s all.

“So we go back and pay for it, and they tell us to go around front with our receipt and pick up the difference in the cost. I ask about installation charges. They said, ‘No installation charge, because of the mix-up. Our mistake, no charge.’ Swell.

“But then, the next day, I get a call at home. They’re telling me, ‘If you don’t come in and pay the installation fee, we’re calling the police.’ Jeez, where did we go from them admitting a mistake to suddenly calling the police? So I say, ‘Fine, I’ll be in tomorrow.’ But, overnight, I’m starting to steam a little. It’s not the money — it’s the threat. So I thought, I’ll count out a few $2 bills.”

He has lots and lots of them.

With his Capital City Student Tours, he arranges class trips for school kids around the country traveling to large East Coast cities, including Baltimore. He’s been doing this for the last 18 years. He makes all the arrangements: hotels, meals, entertainment. And it’s part of his schtick that, when Bolesta hands out meal money to students, he does it in $2 bills, which he picks up from his regular bank, Sun Trust.

“The kids don’t see that many $2 bills, so they think this is the greatest thing in the world,” Bolesta says. “They don’t want to spend ’em. They want to save ’em. I’ve been doing this since I started the company. So I’m thinking, ‘I’ll stage my little comic protest. I’ll pay the $114 with $2 bills.'”

At Best Buy, they may have perceived the protest — but did not sense the comic aspect of 57 $2 bills.

“I’m just here to pay the bill,” Bolesta says he told a cashier. “She looked at the $2 bills and told me, ‘I don’t have to take these if I don’t want to.’ I said, ‘If you don’t, I’m leaving. I’ve tried to pay my bill twice. You don’t want these bills, you can sue me.’ So she took the money. Like she’s doing me a favor.”

He remembers the cashier marking each bill with a pen. Then other store personnel began to gather, a few of them asking, “Are these real?”

“Of course they are,” Bolesta said. “They’re legal tender.”

A Best Buy manager refused comment last week. But, according to a Baltimore County police arrest report, suspicions were roused when an employee noticed some smearing of ink. So the cops were called in. One officer noticed the bills ran in sequential order.

“I told them, ‘I’m a tour operator. I’ve got thousands of these bills. I get them from my bank. You got a problem, call the bank,'” Bolesta says. “I’m sitting there in a chair. The store’s full of people watching this. All of a sudden, he’s standing me up and handcuffing me behind my back, telling me, ‘We have to do this until we get it straightened out.’

“Meanwhile, everybody’s looking at me. I’ve lived here 18 years. I’m hoping my kids don’t walk in and see this. And I’m saying, ‘I can’t believe you’re doing this. I’m paying with legal American money.'”

Bolesta was then taken to the county police lockup in Cockeysville, where he sat handcuffed to a pole and in leg irons while the Secret Service was called in.

“At this point,” he says, “I’m a mass murderer.”

Finally, Secret Service agent Leigh Turner arrived, examined the bills and said they were legitimate, adding, according to the police report, “Sometimes ink on money can smear.”

This will be important news to all concerned.

For Baltimore County police, said spokesman Bill Toohey, “It’s a sign that we’re all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world.”

The other day, one of Bolesta’s sons needed a few bucks. Bolesta pulled out his wallet and “whipped out a couple of $2 bills. But my son turned away. He said he doesn’t want ’em any more.”

He’s seen where such money can lead.

as ridiculous as the combination of Best Buy’s actions and the police’s reactions, nothing is as bizarre as claiming this had anything to do with 9/11.

funny post script: in December of 2001, which really was just after 9/11, I was at this very Best Buy on york rd, brought 2 cds and a copy of Megaman x6 on playstation to the counter. clerk rang up the cds, didn’t charge me for the game.

therefor I reason: paying for things at the best buy gets your arrested.

Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Says He’s Found Jesus on a posting on April 1st? MTV isn’t exaclty high caliber news anyway, but this is fuckin Maynard. Brian Warner himself is probably more likely give up the MM gig for the church than him.

saw this posted on fark. high quality!

Theres a computer animation school that just completed a short film for its final project called “BATMAN: NEW TIMES”

As you can probably guess, its about Batman, but the catch is that its animated using Batman legos as its inspiration. Even more impressive is Adam West starring as Batman and Mark Hamill as the Joker!

So my brother has been at me over the new SOAD for a few days, and I was ready to redeem one of the dozens of free iTunes credits to get it when he offered up this download which I now share with you.

the pepsi/itunes contest is totally sweet this time around because you can get mt dew and other pepsi stuff with winning caps. i bought a case of 12 winners last week.

whats all this? toys in bins? CDs packed up? DVD and game systems returned to their boxes?

Why it must be moving day!

Here’s a first: I’m linking to another blog. This type of thing is common in the blog world, but I wasn’t going to do it until now. Check out the Punisher t shirt, complete with a famous canadian mugshot!

I move on saturday. I should’ve secured a moving vehicle before now, but I finally tried to do it today. I found the U-Haul location nearest me and called them up. the phone rang for 2 minutes solid before I hung up and checked the number. When I called a second time, a gentleman answered. I asked to reserve a truck on saturday.

“Did you call before?”

“Yes, I called just a moment ago. The phone rang for 2 minutes without answer”

“So you didn’t call before”

“This is me calling now, can I get a truck on saturday?”

He seemed to think I should’ve called to reserve a truck before I called the reserve a truck. He told me didn’t know and he’d have to ask his manager who was not at the location at the time. What else could someone possibly do working there except take calls from people like me with similar requests? I was beginning to understand why he didn’t answer the phone the first time I called.

He took my number and promised to return my call. 30 seconds later, I he informs me that a 14 foot truck would not be available, but they had 2 10s and a 20. I opted for a single 10. He then put me on hold, or at least held the phone away from his mouth as he spoke to someone else in the room. When he returned, he told me the computer was down and I could call back tomorrow morning. I explained that I work during the day and would not be able to get them until after 4 PM. Apparently this isn’t a problem and he assured me that if I wanted to I could come at 8 AM on saturday and just rent the truck without a reservation.

I thought about reserving one on the company website, but my confidence in this company is questionable, and I’ve had rotten luck brick and mortar businesses fulfilling web demands. OK, so it was expedia losing a hotel reservation 4 years ago, but I still feel nervous.

I had expanded cable without paying for it thanks to a mistake from the cable company for the past 6 months. They fixed the glitch last week.



The only thing I miss is The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, but thanks to the love of btefnet and bittorrent I download it the next day, without commercials!

televised piracy is way better than music piracy. plus unlike music downloading, I actually do delete the files within 24 hours most of the time so I can rest easy in that “testing” grey area. No idea if thats really legal, but the TV industry is way behind the movie industry which is in turn still behind the struggling music industry so it might be a while before they take the DVRs away.

I’ve read on only 3 seperate blogs maintained by friends some level of excitement over a new nine inch nails record. Allow me to join this crusade.

Because thats the cleanest this sink will ever be.

I cleaned it because I am moving. I’m also packing things. Very, very slowly. I shoudl be doing that right now. Instead I’ve wasted the whole day catching up with Red VS Blue and eating burritos.

Actually, I cleaned a lot, but this place is such a fucking disaster that you’d never know.

Once I start moving things will be a lot better because it’ll be more like “this goes in the truck, this doesn’t” and I’ll just be putting stuff to the curb all over the place. This will include my futon, which has been my precious bedding for the past 18 months, but broke today when I sat down to put on my pants. How timely.

please enjoy this torrent of the trailer

I firmly believe now that my cat is pooping far more than she eats. And she eats a lot.

Don Figueroa’s submission for the license.

Its been 3 months since a new Transformer book shipped. Thats too long for the cliffhanger return of Megatron.

Wow, so this record came out last summer and I bought it and loaded it onto my computer but it wasn’t until tracks started popping up while shuffling on my iPod did I actually really listen to it. I took off the skits after listen to them each once, as I’m prone to do on rap records.

The bulk of the record is some pretty good beats that are NOT mucked up by guest rappers. Sure, we got some favorites like Cypress Hill, Ghostface, and Fat Joe, but the tone is VERY much the opposite of rap radio, so I’m all for it. The instrumentals make this record and I’m sure I’ll have to go back and get some of their older hits to complete the collection. I’m already thinking of using only X-Ecutioners for the no-brand movie I’ve got on the table for next month.

I understand that this movie is based on a very successful comic called Hellblazer, but I’ve never read it and given that I haven’t been to a comic store in 2 months to buy books I want, I’m not likely to start. Apparently a lot of stuff changed.

I understand that this movie contains a fair amount of religious implications and references, but I’ve never gone to church and I’m not likely to start. Apparently a lot of stuff is wrong.

Those two qualifications out of the way, I enjoyed this movie. I’d highly reccomend it to anyone not reading comics or involved in the church. The guy who played the devil was funny and cool, and even Keanu had a little more personality than we’re used to.

I was about to insert a hilarious photo of Jon Lovitz portraying the devil from SNL, but google image search failed.

If you look at the moblog link to the left (shamefull updated more than my words in this column) you’ll see I love taking pictures of funny signs and labels. If feel my most recent post of Soda flavors best represents this.