Captain’s log, supplemental: the away team has located a venue for smoking but a long wait and possible hunger pangs threaten to hamper progress.

We’s in Detroit. Rumours persist of a delay… yeah we gotta kill two and a half hours here now

At the airport now, on the way to Baltimore. I feel sooooo much safer now that they took our lighters and searched the nun. Detroit is rough.

Rampage: Total Destructiont looks like a long overdue revamp of whay was honestly one of my favorite arcade games ever. 3 players meant my brother, my dad, and myself could all play at the same time when we hit the arcade. Heh, one time we found a broken parking meter and releived it of about 20 bucks in quarters probably blew all of them on Rampage.

I always ate the toilet, even though it was bad for you.

In the car. In the dark.

I just helped my friend RJK with his blog tonight. as you can plainly see, I took this and made it better.



It is infuriating that I live just far enough outside of madison to make fast food impossible to get. Burger King: FAR. Hardees: FAR. Culvers: FAR. Wendys: FAR. Theres a Mcdonalds like a 15-20 minute drive away. but its not ever a real one. its a McDonald’s “express.” I shudder to think what happens when the already substandard food is rushed further. There’s a Hardee’s bilboard advertising their shakes on Hwy 12 toward Cambridge, but the nearest Hardees are 20 miles away.

I don’t want to spend any more on gas and all I want is a fucking hamburger.

still too goddamn hot.

I had a physical today and got a clean bill of health. the doctor’s office was relaxing and air conditioned.

fuck its hot.

a google image search for “its too hot” yeilds this rockhopper penguin.

in other news, IT IS TOO HOT. christ its hot. its so hot I took a cold shower and have been sitting directly in front of a fan for 3 hours.