twits from a nitwit —

• 08:58 I ran out of shaving creme and had to use my wife’s. My face smells like flowers. #
• 13:30 Lightning storm. Power went out at my office, generator picked up. The one day I want to go out for lunch! #
• 20:17 RT @powettv Video Games Live To Air On PBS This Summer – bit.ly/bqf7Ib #

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