twits from a nitwit —

• 08:23 Diarrhea cha cha cha #
• 09:08 Amazing: ancient Egyptian buying corn nuts at 7-11. twitpic.com/1in0vg #
• 12:53 I want to say this to most people RT @Banannelei Look retard. Stop asking questions that dont pertain to the notes before I have to cut you! #
• 13:01 I’ve liked all the other Halo live action commercials, but how about you just run it instead of hyping its arrival like its the game itself? #
• 13:47 I’m going to ask my wife to go to Chipotle and Babies R Us with me tonight. I predict 100% success. #
• 14:31 I must. RT @GameSpy Want to play the Halo: Reach beta five days early? Follow us and RT this message by midnight PT for your chance to win! #
• 22:49 RT @powettv Red Faction coming to SyFy! – POWET.TV bit.ly/be6PZa #

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