twits from a nitwit —

• 09:13 You know why I didn’t realize I’d gained weight? Half the people I work with are orca fat. I’ll need a bigger bag of BBQ Fritos. #
• 11:13 RT @Gizmodo: “This Is Apple’s Next iPhone” gizmodo.com/5520164/ your move, Android. My contract is up in December. #
• 14:40 Holy crap I just talked to a man named EGON. #
• 22:50 Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFzR_FOTq2I #
• 23:22 Led Zeppelin won’t license their music for Guitar Hero or Rock Band, but allowed “Come With Me” to happen.
  bit.ly/a1XsH4 #

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