twits from a nitwit —

• 09:58 Going clothes shopping: need fancy stuff for a weeding this weekend. Where do I get a tophat and monacle? #
• 10:40 Apparently plenty of people fat as me, not as many tall as me. Is a 34 inseam really that long? Do I need to get something tailored? #
• 12:43 I just started playing Deadly Premonition. How did this guy know my name? #
• 14:12 Gears of War 3 – “Ashes To Ashes” bit.ly/cNgHOj (via @powettv) #
• 17:46 I guess I do qualify as a “big & tall.” I could not find a single pair of pants that did both legnth and width. Time to lose weight/height. #

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