twits from a nitwit —

• 10:40 My lunch waiter’s name is GUILE. For the tip I’m going to write “charge back 2 sec, then forward+punch.” #
• 12:05 Couldn’t find Superman and He-Man, but I think this is way better. twitpic.com/1eblx1 #
• 14:07 Found a stash of Pepsi Throwback at a target in Gaithersburg! Robbie bought them out! twitpic.com/1ecfre #
• 20:34 I’m having a date night with my wife, seeing Date Night. #

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