twits from a nitwit —
- 08:27 An unopened dr pepper can exploded in my backpack. I left it home, not looking forward to cleaning it up. #
- 09:47 Just got an email: “HornyBabe4Sex is now following you on Twitter!”
I’m married, but if anyone else is looking for sex, I’ll pass it on. # - 11:39 John Malkovich, Frances Mcdormand, and Ken Jeong cannot save Transformers 3. It will likely be shitter than the last. #
- 13:59 Bad news: I caught something from my wife.
Good news: I merely caught a cold and am not also pregnant. # - 16:52 I think my wife @dawnbug is ignoring me. I’m turning into the overprotective husband and she’s rebelling. #
- 20:42 I asked Kabletown for a new box. they SHIPPED it to me instead of handing me one. 3 weeks later I finally get it installed and its BROKEN. #
- 23:07 RT @powettv Chris Evans is Captain America! Hugo Weaving is Red Skull – POWET.TV tinyurl.com/yfxye66 #
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