twits from a nitwit —

• 11:34 I asked my company for another cable box. They shipped one to me. News Flash: I WORK HERE. I could have got it myself and saved you money! #
• 14:04 Master 2D first Hollywood! RT @amazingamanda is anyone but me totally over the 3D movie craze? I’m afraid it’s here to stay… and it sucks! #
• 15:20 Computer system crashed at work. Excellent time for a poop break. #

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