twits from a nitwit —

• 10:22 Happy birthday to Robbie, my best friend of over 20 years. I can’t put into words how much I appreciate you. I’ll see you soon, buddy. #
• 21:49 I honestly feel like I’m the only person to ever be expecting a baby ever. No one else can possibly understand what I’m thinking or feeling! #

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