twits from a nitwit —

• 09:32 After a poop explosion, I got Baby James down to a nap. Now to do some laundry while he dreams of his next excrement. #
• 19:23 Immediately follow LOST tonight, I’ll be playing Halo 2 on XBox Live. Multiplayer support ends April 15! Finish The Fight! #

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