twits from a nitwit —

• 07:47 The big dig begins. I’m going out to the car now, going to try to make it to work in 2 hours. We’ll see if thats possible! #
• 08:58 The big dig is a failure. I got my car out but a man who clearly cannot take advice or help is blocking me in. I’ll try again in an hour. #
• 19:16 A true missed oppurtunity to bring David Caruso on stage to deliver a one liner, CBS. #
• 20:02 My favorite ad of the night: Letterman and Oprah and the worst Super Bowl party ever: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE_XKL4rBnY #

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