twits from a nitwit —

• 08:14 Stupid ass metro train door closed while I was literally 6 inches away. Come on! Now I wait 11 minutes. #
• 08:56 If you haven’t played Mass Effect 2, game podcasts are terrible this week. I’m skipping hours of never miss shows to avoid spoiler talk. #
• 11:32 Dear horseradish,
  Thank you for making roast beef better.
  Love,
  Zac #

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