twits from a nitwit —

• 08:26 Did you say “Abe Lincoln?” #
• 11:43 DVR ALERT: 4 new episodes of “Tyler Perry’s Meet The Browns” are on tonight against the State of The Union address. Choose wisely. #
• 12:36 Will the iPad keep me dry? #
• 14:12 So it’s a $500 netbook that can’t do flash and costs extra for a keyboard? Really? This isn’t going to change anything. #ipad #
• 16:47 A woman asked me to help with her fax machine, but I thought she said “sex machine” #

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