twits from a nitwit —

• 16:08 Conan says no to 1205, but also he has no other offers? FOX, ABC: Make him an offer! #
• 17:19 I just boiled rice for THIRTY MINUTES. How is it I don’t notice the smell or smoke until now? #
• 23:18 I’ve commited to finish The Tonight Show in support of Conan even though I’m getting well sleepy. #

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