twits from a nitwit —

• 07:15 Working the holiday seemed like a good idea when I signed up. Oh well, at least it’s double pay! #
• 10:53 Can’t stop yawning. I’m still fucking amazed people are calling in about cable today. Every time they say happy new year I curse. #
• 13:15 V8 is not soda. #
• 16:46 Target dollar bin twitpic.com/w9nju #
• 23:48 Decade: a period of ten years beginning with a year whose last digit is zero: the decade of the 1980s. bit.ly/sgTwN yes 2000-2009 is. #

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