twits from a nitwit —

• 14:45 As if a holiday flight were not bad enough, I have to fly right after new TSA restrictions. If I cannot play Zelda, I’ll become al queda. #
• 17:45 Made it past security, eating bacon and chicken sandwich at chillis. Guess this flight should be ok! #
• 21:20 Landed safely at BWI, successfully retrieved another rail map for Zelda in the air, all while guarding the emergency exit row. I am a hero. #

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