twits from a nitwit —

• 08:21 Happy Christmas! Cue the Horatio Sanz song! #
• 12:02 Christmas joy has given way to a no holds barred battle for survival. Children scream and punch in brightly colored Armageddon at my feet. #
• 19:30 ELF is my favorite holiday movie. So hilarious. #
• 22:06 Final score: 541 to 535. I win! I rarely beat @dawnbug! twitpic.com/v9mec #

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