twits from a nitwit —

• 11:39 Started playing new Zelda game on DS. The train is home on the rails! #
• 14:01 Botcon is June 24-27 at Disney World. Pass. My daughter will only be a month old anyway! #
• 20:51 Someone took a dump in the elevator. Be thankful there is no twitsmell, because I’d retweet it for all of you. #

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