twits from a nitwit —

• 00:58 I just beat Bowser in New Super Mario. As with all Mario games before this, I did it well after midnight. A strangely comforting custom. #
• 12:21 Registering at Babies R Us. Did I mention I’m having a daughter? It’s true, I’m scanning pink stuff. #
• 15:13 As usual, eating out on Sunday afternoon with Dawn. The server’s neck beard is unusual. Sorry, no pic, I’m not that rude. #

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