twits from a nitwit —

• 08:19 Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes and presents! Makes it all the harder to go back to work today! #
• 16:51 I ran 3633m before hitting a wall and tumbling to my death on my iPhone. www.canabalt.com/ #
• 18:49 DCUC wave 13: toynewsi.com/index.php?itemid=15182 I want Superboy to die in a fire. #

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