twits from a nitwit —

• 09:34 My optimism is lessened today. I need a better job and a car. 12 hours of my day are a depressing mess. #
• 14:46 PSA: pull up your pants before exiting the stall in the mens room. You will not be able to get them up fast enough while on your cell phone. #
• 20:59 PSA: do not eat sloppy joes while watching footage of babies being born. #
• 21:16 “Ugh! Looks like a pokemon!” – Dawn seeing a human embryo at 50 days. #

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