twits from a nitwit —

• 06:55 As a kid I used to lie awake and thing, “When is Santana going to make a drink?” #
• 08:09 Oh yeah, Casual Friday. Whats the most offensive thing I can wear without being sent home to change… #
• 12:27 #followfriday nominee: @powettv since I have a stake in it’s success. If you follow me and not them, it makes me sad. #
• 12:40 played Dead Space (2ach, +30gs) yesterday gamerdna.com/r/31MP #
• 13:41 HR just ripped into me about a comment I made on Twitter 2 days ago. Lesson: don’t name your company on the now easily searchable Twitter. #
• 15:59 I’m trying a place called Moe’s. Having the chilli. Free chips! #
• 20:07 My wife texted me that our cat Henry fell in the toilet. I’m so anxious to hear this story. #

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