twits from a nitwit —

• 09:10 Only 7 minutes in until i accuse someone of rape. Powetcast Episode 21: Back in Time bit.ly/2JZo8W (via @powettv) #
• 10:36 Temperature has gone up 22degrees since I left the house. So now I’m wearing a sweater on a hot day. #
• 23:21 New voicemail: “Hey Tina! Gimme a call when you get the message, Tina. Bye!” #wrongnumber #

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