twits from a nitwit —

• 08:18 My newest video review, please RT! @powettv Keep Playing: Halo 3 ODST bit.ly/dXVKL #
• 10:09 Music to shuffle my feet: Sleater-Kinney “Step Aside”, Madness “One Step Beyond”, and @tedleo “Walking To Do” #
• 10:26 Kill Megan Fox on film and I’ll consider seeing Transformers 3. Not the character, the actress. Ice the Shia kid too and I’ll see it twice. #
• 12:15 RIP Capt. Lou Albano. Out of respect, I will be “Doing the Mario” continuously for the rest of the day. bit.ly/JVZS0 (via @KyleOrl) #
• 15:43 I’ll be submitting my portfolio shortly. RT @EGMNOW published game journalists enlist at jobs@egmnow.net… #
• 19:56 Very upset that Zach Braff is not dead. #
• 21:10 Spider-Man 3 is pretty bad, but Thomas Haden Church is the worst. I wasn’t expecting much from Lowell Mather, but all he does is grimace. #
• 21:11 For those keeping count, I’ve slighted Thomas Haden Church, Megan Fox, and Zach Braff on twitter today, without prompting. Hater in effect! #

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