twits from a nitwit —

• 08:54 Happy birthday to @tedleo! Seriously in my top 3 recording artists ever. #
• 11:22 iPhone on Shuffle put Lonely Island between Rocket From The Crypt and Megadeth. Who said I’m whack? #
• 12:00 played The Beatles: Rock Band yesterday gamerdna.com/r/1CI3 #
• 12:18 I’m listening to music as others play pictionary. If the job is 1000x more difficult than training, it will still be easiest job ever. #
• 13:26 I’m observing another agent as part of training. This man has no fucking idea what he’s doing. This is why people hate the cable company. #
• 14:40 It is absolutely impossible to listen to this guy. He barely listens, just hits talking points. No skill, no charisma. Amazingly bad. #
• 14:43 Dear god, stop stumbling over your words! Let this one go! You have lost the sale! Shut up! I want to cry this is so uncomfortable! Damn. #
• 15:56 Having lost my will to live, I now eat dinner at mcdonalds. #
• 20:14 In Arlington VA for some karaoke with Dawn’s teacher buddies. Time for embarrassment! #
• 22:13 Had dawn pay karaoke guy $20 to get me another song. First and last time I do this. #

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