twits from a nitwit —

• 08:46 When I am home alone I swear like crazy to myself. The cats are trying to sleep and all they hear is “#@&%!” #
• 15:17 Standing at security desk at my building. Apparently shifts change at 4. So no one on duty for the last 17 minutes? I want my goddamn mail! #
• 22:56 I’m too awake to sleep. Lets see if I’m awake enough to play a game. #

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