twits from a nitwit —

• 07:40 Weather by White Zombie: MORE HUMID THAN HUMID! MORE HUMID THAN HUMID! #
• 12:50 Boy, I can’t get anymore depressed than I am right now. #
• 16:28 32 minutes to freedom. #
• 18:04 Car broke down one mile from home. 95 degrees out. #
• 21:36 unless I hear from a friend in the next 30 minutes, I think I can confidently say I will miss Transformers tonight. #
• 23:18 Made it to IMAX! tf2 in 40 Minsk #

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