twits from a nitwit —

• 10:25 Wearing red shirt with white stripes. Colors ran in wash, now pink stripes. #
• 12:18 This is the longest line I’ve ever see at milio’s. #
• 12:25 Ham instead of roast beef. Fuck. I don’t care. I’m hungry. #
• 12:26 It’s got mayo on it. I should puke. #
• 18:48 downloading iPhone update. While its doing this, I can’t call 911 or anything, so hopefully the house doesn’t catch fire. #
• 22:37 Played Ghostbusters another 3 hours tonight. 360 achievement points, defeated a Slor, collected a toilet. #

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