twits from a nitwit —

• 10:56 In the mail yesterday: repaired Xbox 360, a new blender, and check for $25. Today will be fun. #
• 11:58 RT @darth_awesome I’m pretty sure Bruce Lee karate chopped Carradine from the grave and just made it look like a suicide. #
• 15:48 Abandoned work in the middle of an outage, currently outside in fresh air. Will pick up a game for tonight! #
• 23:12 Gwyneth Paltrow is talking about playing JayZ for her kids. This is hilarious. #conan #
• 23:26 Dawn belched and I said “bless you” #

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