twits from a nitwit —

• 08:13 Late night picking up Dawn from airport, grabbed a Whopper on the way home. Now I have a brick in my stomach. #
• 09:58 Just dropped a call with someone who inferred I am mentally handicapped. People suck sometimes. #
• 11:55 Diet Dr Pepper found in first floor soda machine. Awesome. #
• 12:16 Wolverine beats Elton John and Billy Joel, next up Karl Rove! Click to bring my story to the top of TheDailyPage! bit.ly/ONCVF #
• 17:45 I’m sitting on a bench with a green pepper. I wish I had better news. #
• 19:18 I’m wearing sandals. in 30 years I have never owned a pair of sandals. #
• 22:32 I just orders a dozen Justice League paperbacks. Now, I am off to bed. #

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