twits from a nitwit —

• 08:01 Left my iPhone at home. I’m flying blind today, kids. #
• 08:34 May The 4th be with you? Star Wars sucks, kids. Not as much as Deadpool in Wolverine, but it sucks. #
• 14:10 answered the phone with a mouth full of gummy bears. #
• 18:05 iPhone was safe at home. Now I can text on the toilet again. #

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