twits from a nitwit —

• 08:09 I don’t know what to do with these tossed salads and scrambled eggs. #
• 10:31 Sitting behind 2 gypsies on the bus. I will use their tears to recharge my iPhone. #
• 17:28 everybody’s movin, everybody’s movin, everybody’s movin movin movin movin movin! #

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