twits from a nitwit —

• 12:40 Not every joke is funny. Not everything funny is a joke. Do not take this personally. I put pee pee in your coke. #
• 14:16 Fire alarm went off building evacuated. It’s a drill… #
• 14:29 Honestly, a truck for a drill? [?] #
• 14:32 Disaster averted. Back to work again. Here’s my truck pic.. [?] #

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