twits from a nitwit —

• 08:01 I’m hungry and going to try not to eat something terrible #
• 10:26 Squeeky grease gets the wheel #
• 12:13 its not been 2 days since I went bowling and my thumb still hurts. #
• 17:03 Tech Support! IT’S A NIGHTMARE! #
• 18:44 GOTY! RT @TheOnion Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face bit.ly/w3G4p #
• 19:21 people who live in areas that can only get dial up internet pronounce it “Dawllup.” So many of them sound like extras from My Name is Earl. #

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