twits from a nitwit —

• 09:09 I wanted to have a party. Looks like I picked the wrong weekend. #
• 10:30 On the bus with a bowl of pasta salad watching a guy medicate himself. #
• 18:33 I’ve eaten more hot dogs today than Christopher Walken. #

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