twits from a nitwit —

• 11:31 updating ridiculous top 5 lists on face book. Next up: top 5 dogs, handbag, and incurable diseases. #
• 12:30 my hands smell like lotion and barbeque chips. #
• 18:35 missed a freelance check last July apparently. they’re sending it out now. whoo! I feel like the monopoly man! 2nd place Beauty Contest! #

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