twits from a nitwit —

• 10:38 Dare to be stupid #
• 14:09 Twitter buddies: I’m going to clean house. if you’re afraid you might get de-followed, send me an @ reply with something clever. #
• 15:39 ebay says: You have been outbid on Custom Halo Transformer Warthog to Master Chief. *sigh* tinyurl.com/halotf #
• 18:13 REAL – Customer called in to complain phone and dsl not working. Had neither phone nor dsl plugged in. transferred to tech support. #

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