twits from a nitwit —

• 09:26 I like meetings. I get to sit and do nothing on the clock. #
• 14:13 The Absolute Worst Way To Die: tinyurl.com/d3h46y #
• 23:30 I’m on the couch. I have to pee. I have 2 cats and a girlfriend sleeping on me. HELP. #
• 23:43 Conan just released Abe Vigoda into the wild. Late Night, I will miss you. #

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