twits from a nitwit —

• 09:24 mcdonalds breakfast is a ‘sometimes’ food. #
• 10:34 By the time I get off this bus there will be a new president. Hopefully that will matter to everyone else on the bus. #
• 11:25 now that he’s sworn in, Obama will reveal his true identity as Cobra Commander, and lay seige to the world. Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la! #
• 17:50 zit between my eyes. hurts like the devil. #

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