twits from a nitwit —

• 10:33 Monday morning bus ride: JayZ on my iPod, Oreos in my bag #
• 13:19 OH GOD I CAN’T STOP EATING OREOS. I JUST LOST 9 POUNDS AND ITS ALL COMING BACK TODAY. #
• 13:52 @thebookpolice Ye has never unseated me, and ye shall not today. My followers are legion. You can be a slave, or you can be a lycan. #
• 15:37 Read my favorite games of 2008 tinyurl.com/7novah and keep Kyle from hitting #1 another day. #
• 16:23 @KBMalone doublestuff with chocolate, choke down with a bottle of water. #

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