twits from a nitwit —

• 09:51 Boy this sausage tastes like crap. Never buying the store brand again. #
• 10:38 Really want giant GIJoe set at Target. Clearance price to 38 but it’ll only get cheaper since there are three dozen on shelf. #
• 13:59 Only 6 hours to go and I’ll never have to manually enter an order into this this computer again. #
• 15:45 RT @77square Laredo’s opens in Fitchburg tinyurl.com/9jkshj
  Went there on Dec 24, got one of the lunch specials, and left very full #
• 17:45 If I’m alone in the elevator, I will pretend like I’m ripping open the doors like Incredible Hulk every time I reach my floor. #

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