twits from a nitwit —

• 08:40 accomplished virtually nothing with my weekend. #
• 13:18 @KBMalone if you did know, then it wouldn’t be scary #
• 13:18 time card denied: NO HOLIDAY PAY FOR ME! Sorry Kitty, we’ll get more medicine next month. #
• 17:11 NO! SLEEP! TIL BROOKLYN! I mean until I write 2000 words tonight. Haven’t done an all nighter in a decade! exciting! and depressing. #
• 20:55 WRITER’S BLOCK OVER. Look out, I’m a flash tonight! I’m going to drink diet coke and type until the suns up! #

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