#Milwaukee Art Museum, frozen Lake Michigan. #nofilter

Wind chill of -30

New fridge! #samsung #kitchen #ballerstatus

Unhinged

If you do this, just flush it. Don’t leave your ass paper for the next guy to find.

Yes, the car is running.

My dentist gave me a pink toothbrush #manly

I’m gonna sit here in bed and watch this Bobs Burgers on my little TV and it will be the end of the best Christmas ever.

Forgot to take a photo the entire time @adam_rulz was visiting so here is a #selfie at the airport. (at General Mitchell International Airport (MKE))

Gas and beer, perfect combination. #wisconsin

Spock’n’Roll

Celsius!

Sunny and 1

Holiday shopping

Bear sexy?

Only letting important people follow me now.

#nachos (at Macdowell Montessori)

#pushmo #3ds #nintendo #seriously #getit

Moon over #Milwaukee

Tonight’s drink: Sprecher Black Bavarian in a pint sized bottle. #beer #wisconsin

It begins. #snow #milwaukee #nofilter (at Time Warner Cable)

Closed. #nofilter (at US Bank – Schlitz Park)

LEGACY
#nintendo #ForeverRed

I’ll have the onion rings. (at Chancery Pub and Restaurant)

#ManOfSteel

“Eric is skilled at goatse.CX, troll, and administration”

Clark Kent

Moments after this photo was taken, my wife busted through the wall behind her and got like 50 coins. (at High Noon Saloon)

#YearOfLuigi (at High Noon Saloon)

That’s better! #plantsvszombies2

Quality game launch, EA. #plantsvszombies2

#osx

More GameFuel?!? Tastes pretty good. #purple #dew

Car in front of me. #nkotb

I bought CDs! #dismembermentplan #pearljam

Guess who’s back, back again, Game Fuel’s back, tell a friend

Today in the NFL, my home state vs my adopted state. Should be good match up, but I refuse to take sides. #packers #ravens

I like working Sundays. Relax, do a little reading… #CaptainMarvel #Transformers (at Time Warner Cable)

Presented without comment.

Great.

“I still love her” scratched out. #graffiti #playground (at 88th Street School)

Apparently every job I’ve had for the past 7 years I’ve been able to watch Football on Sunday. #packers

More positive playground graffiti. #graffiti #iloveyouverymuch (at Alcott Park Playground)

There may be zombies in the snack vending machine. #zombies #chips

Unexpectedly positive playground graffiti. #feelgood #graffiti (at Hart Park Playground)

Hell yeah I’m making chili!

Emergency shopping. #bandaids #buttwipes

Having a drink, watching Travel Channel. #hotelimpossible #leinenkugels

“That damn helicopter has been following me all day!” #henryhill #goodfellas