Light reading.

Choose your caption: “some of these apples have gone bad!” Or “what is wrong with this potato?”

This fish doesn’t post, just reads.

Yo, Imma sleep on the floor.

Ha, someone got busted in front of my house.

Found him yesterday. #megatron #decepticonclique

Bug in my bath tub. (at Shipley Manor)

Josh Burdette of the 930 Club has died. First met him shortly after he started there checking IDs and stamping hands at a Girls Against Boys concert. 930 club will not be the same without him. Sad day for the DC music scene.

Work Buddies. #decepticonclique #brothersinplastic (at Time Warner Cable)

Told my wife is anything ever happens to me I want to be buried in this T-shirt and old sweat shorts. #deathshorts

Weirdly beardly.

I didn’t know there were drug dealers in this bathroom until you said something guys. (at Cenex)

Yakov Face/Off

Bathroom reading #sweet #ninjas

#tbt bowling circa 2004.

This is why I have to pee at work every 90 minutes. #water #vitaminwater #coffee #mtndew (at Time Warner Cable)

$10 reward (at 88th Street School)

Throwback Thursday: my business card being held by Alternators Jazz at my desk when I sold cars for a Mazda dealer. #throwbackthursday #tbt #transformers #brothersinplastic #decepticonclique

Sea monster (at Mi Casa by Jose Andrés Restaurant)

Granola, raisin bran, blackberries, raspberries, blueberries, strawberries. #breakfast (at Mi Casa by Jose Andrés Restaurant)

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We made a cake for no reason. #cake

Smoked turkey leg and BBQ sauce #wistatefair

Nice buns.

Nice cock.

Super Metroid

#throwbackthursday My daughter meets The Hulk.

I’m on a diet.

I can’t remember the last time I lost a game of Plants Vs Zombies. I just fill the screen and don’t let anything through. #plants #zombies #pvz #popcap #stars

Santa Claus in my rear view. #XmasInJuly

Shutting down the Shipley factory.

Fucking Paul McCartney traffic.

#Sunday #Morning #Selfie #wreckitralph #newdesk

Happy Fourth, here is a black guy in a kilt.

As seen in the restroom of @MadPlanetMKE #philhartman

“CONGRATS GOT WINNER”

This is my favorite sign at the zoo. #ikillbirds #milwaukee #zoo #cats

#milwaukee county #zoo aviary

Awesome freak potatoes.

How I normally look your instagram photos. #selfie

I WILL NEVER REVEAL THE WU TANG SECRET.

Juan to make more money?

My daughter is from an alternate universe where only the crusts get eaten.

#milwaukee art museum

The system is down today but I brought a backup. #transformers #brothersinplastic #springer #paidtodonothing

Campbell’s chunky soup is basically dog food for people.

Lunch on the river #Milwaukee

Yamzie