twits from a nitwit —

• 09:09 Too much Left 4 Dead: I opened the pantry and announced to no one, “crackers over here!” #
• 12:16 Rt @TheOnion In Focus: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving bit.ly/6I1Orh #
• 14:37 Something something something dark side www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QXZJkLwR4I #
• 16:03 Powetcast Episode 23: Turtle Fever bit.ly/4ongbe (via @powettv) #
• 20:06 For the next 63 hours I do not care about work! #

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