Told my wife is anything ever happens to me I want to be buried in this T-shirt and old sweat shorts. #deathshorts

Weirdly beardly.

I didn’t know there were drug dealers in this bathroom until you said something guys. (at Cenex)

Yakov Face/Off

Bathroom reading #sweet #ninjas

#tbt bowling circa 2004.

This is why I have to pee at work every 90 minutes. #water #vitaminwater #coffee #mtndew (at Time Warner Cable)

$10 reward (at 88th Street School)

Heard this in Puerto Rico, searched for the track and sure enough I already downloaded it like 2 years ago and forgot about it.  DJ Zebra is pretty alright.

Throwback Thursday: my business card being held by Alternators Jazz at my desk when I sold cars for a Mazda dealer. #throwbackthursday #tbt #transformers #brothersinplastic #decepticonclique

Sea monster (at Mi Casa by Jose Andrés Restaurant)

Granola, raisin bran, blackberries, raspberries, blueberries, strawberries. #breakfast (at Mi Casa by Jose Andrés Restaurant)

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Here on the 27th anniversary of Transformers The Movie, a video I made in time for the 20th.   One of those times when I made myself laugh the entire time I was doing it.

We made a cake for no reason. #cake

Smoked turkey leg and BBQ sauce #wistatefair

Nice buns.

Nice cock.