State of Maryland vs Zac Shipley


I got a traffic ticket a month or so ago. I was driving on a road that had a 40 speed limit, and made a slight left turn on to another road that had a 25 limit. Naturally, I never adjusted my speed. In fact, I don’t think I even knew at the time the limit was 25. The officer who pulled me over certainly did, and I was issued a $90 fine.

I felt the fine was excessive, so I plead guilty but called for a hearing. I took the day off work. I got dressed in a shirt and tie, drove to the court house downtown. I had to use a parking garage, and was searched upon entering the building. I arrived 15 minutes early as suggested on my summons, and turned my phone off as suggested by the bailiff.

When the judge arrived, she gave a run down of the court process (when to approach, where to stand, etc). The defendants called before me all seemed in a similar position: pleading guilty and hoping for leniency. Many had excuses of stress. I feel like this a really bullshit defense, because if you can’t handle a little stress, you’re a pretty wreckless driver. Driving is more stress than the excuses some of these people came up with.

Luckily, my case was called pretty early. The judge read my charge, and I please guilty. I explained the street I was speeding on wasn’t a very well travelled road, and situated between 2 streets where the speed limit is 40. I also noted that I never felt the 40 MPH speed I normally travelled was excessive on that road, but had been careful not to repeat the infraction in the time since the ticket. She asked about my prior record, and I admitted to not having any other moving violations since 2003.

She cut my fine in half, to $45. I was now responsible for court costs, which in this case totalled $33, so $78. After paying the amount, I then had to pay a dollar for parking.

In total, I saved $11 under what I would have paid if I just mailed a check a month ago. I also missed a day of work or time with my family, since my daughter had to stay in day care while I attended this hearing.

But then I wouldn’t have a court story, would I?

five against one

five against one

five against one

Pearl Jam – VS. / Vitalogy / Live In Boston 1994
For a very long time, Pearl Jam was my favorite band. I don’t listen to them nearly as much now, but I can’t really think of any band I like better. I listened a little to each of the original albums in the car, but went straight for the live disc when I got home.
“Immortality” is in an early and unfinished state. It sounds like it doesn’t have an ending.
Still, when I got to “Spin The Black Circle” in the car, I found myself at full volume, howling the words. Its nice to have something so dear to my younger self brought back to life. These CDs have never been far, but a remaster gives me another reason to listen to them. Its not a bold remix like the one included with TEN, but I guess it sounds better or something. With the speakers in clip, its hard to tell.

Listen? Immortality

Rocket Barrel


I’m not sure who’s idea it was for the rocket barrel levels on Donkey Kong Country Returns, or who designed the levels.

But I hope something bad happened to them. Not like they die or get hurt. Like they loose their car keys for a day. Or they get mud splashed on them as they walk down the street. Or a bug flies in their drink and now they have to throw it out and get another.

A major annoyance in an otherwise good day, if you catch my drift.

I did complete DKCR last night and am pretty satisfied. except for the 30 lives I’d dump into rocket levels.

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The Transformers Club disregards the fans again by not using the Wreck Gar mold for an exclusive.

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I did a search for “nine inch nails” and “birthday” to try to find a goofy image worth of posting on my friend’s facebook wall.  I got something better; this mash up.

I let Revenge Of The Fallen play on the TV at work for a bit, and almost forgot why I hate it. 

Then I saw the worst moment ever put into a movie for children, laid bare here by closed captioning.

Michael Bay says he wants the third one to be darker.  Whats darker than the hero RIPPING THE FACE OFF of the villain?  this shit is fucking terrible.

Give Me Your Face

I let Revenge Of The Fallen play on the TV at work for a bit, and almost forgot why I hate it.

Then I saw the worst moment ever put into a movie for children, laid bare here by closed captioning.

Michael Bay says he wants the third one to be darker. Whats darker than the hero RIPPING THE FACE OFF of the villain? this shit is fucking terrible.

This is as close as I’ll come to talking about Charlie Sheen.

#winning


This is as close as I’ll come to talking about Charlie Sheen.